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ilustrando-amor asked: Cara, te sigo a algum tempo e agora percebi que cê é Gryffindor, baby! Uma pena não sermos do mesmo distrito, sou do 4. Maaaas, mesmo assim, seu tumblr é lindão Cat, amo tudo por aqui, parabéns! ♥

Oi! Gryffindor <3

Haha, o distrito 4 é divo! E muito obrigada, sério mesmo! O seu também é muito lindo!



wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.


ackerqueens:

eremika au where this fandom realizes that eren and mikasa are not biological siblings and shipping them together is not incest



Fire is catching! And if we burn, you burn with us!


mugglebornheadcanon:

1020. Muggleborns starting an improv club at Hogwarts and playing regular muggle games at first, but then someone realizes that they could probably use charms and transfiguration in them too, and thus emerges wizarding improv.


empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?


bard-of-fire:

lestatthecupcakeprince:

creppysponge:

blackgirlsparadise:

How….?

STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS. 

  • Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison
  • He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON
  • He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds
  • he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out
  • then he was arrested again, and the above happened
  • while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM
  • AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN
  • There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor

THAT’S BASED ON A TRUE STORY WHAT

OMG


hookleh:

bunsen:

so I ran into a captcha with my url  I feel so special

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omg tumblr staff knows how amazing ur blog is please everyone stop what they’re doing and go follow bunsen